brought to you by Frank Ippolito and Sam Lowy
(neither of whom is a lead singer)
1. I need more of me in monitor and less of everyone else.
2. It’s so awesome everyone came out to see me tonight.
3. It’s sad my band didn’t sell more tickets.
4. Can’t wait to talk for people to praise me after the show, but do I really have to speak to them?
5. Don’t you know who I am?
6. I needed a +5 not a +1.
7. Trust me, there’s nothing happening behind me.
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